
This is tempting fate, but I’m going to say it anyway: I think I’ve got everything. I have literally been running around London like someone possessed, but now everything is bought, assembled, ready and waiting. The nursery is finished – bookshelves are up, pictures hung, cot made up, and, thanks to my Grandfather, we have even got an air-conditioning unit in there. And my underwear drawer is host to
nursing bras, matching knickers, and, most excitingly,
post-pregnancy Spanx, waiting for the moment I can squeeze them on and start on the return journey to being a size ten.
I’ve also booked all my ‘final’ beauty appointments – I want to look as pretty as possible in the endless photographs which will doubtlessly be taken in the aftermath. I’ve put on about two and a half stone in total, which I think is at the higher end of recommended weight gain, but not a disaster. I am desperate to lose it though – as I’m sure most mothers are – but when I asked the midwife at my antenatal class when I could start exercising again , i.e. at what point it is safe (I’m envisaging jogging down the canal between breast feeds) she looked at me like I was slightly insane and just said “Trust me, you won’t want to.” Well, I don’t believe that: my friend Jo, who had her baby two months ago, says that she feels ready to go back to the gym, which gives me great hope. Obviously I’m not suggesting that I want to run the marathon anytime soon – or indeed ever, actually – and nor am I going to starve myself in anyway which would affect my milk supply – I just want my clothes to fit again. On the plus side, though, regarding toll on my body, I
don’t seem to have acquired a single stretch mark – which I feel I owe entirely to Basq Belly Oil. I’ve just ordered more as it’s important to carry on nourishing ones skin even after the birth – it smells heavenly, too.
And so, at 38 weeks, I’ve realised that it’s finally time to stop shopping (as I mentioned, I have everything, anyway) and working. As for that last, I have, in any case, suddenly become very stupid – things like completely forgetting to pick my car up from the garage after it had been MOTd, even though I had set out especially on that errand; telling my husband that we had no hot water and that the boiler must be broken when, in fact, I’d turned our mixer tap the wrong way.
No, my aim for the next however long is very simple: finish reading the Forsyte saga while lying on the sofa, go swimming every day to make sure that I sleep as well as possible, and then, Operation Bring On Baby: fresh pineapple, curry and raspberry tea; lots of going up stairs (that will be quite easy for me – we live on the 5th floor and our lift is broken); finally, lots of xxx with my husband . . .